Probably Peer Pressure?

^Like Charlie's Angels, only they're my angels, and instead of kick-ass secret agents they're lame-o English Lit students. Hey hum, Shirley's not Hollywood! The thing with A Level English students though, is that rather than starting trends like white apparel, or micro pigs, or heroin, like most the teen demographic, the only thing they have thusfar this week inspired me to do is make a blog.

I mean it was only a matter of time, I'm a witty fucker (I wish) but these lovely ladies definitely sped up the process. Maybe it's some sort of ritualistic ascension process into A Levelry... or maybe I'm just a sucker for trends and need a forum to rant. Probably the latter, realistically.

Anyway, howdy Blogspot/Blogger/Frogger/Tumbldrier or whatever the fuck you're called right now, I look forward to a cosy, platonic affair with you and your sexy, easy-to-use blog interface. I'm sure together, we can make like Take That (or alternatively Hitler) and rule the world.

Yours deciduously
Luke

P.S. Maddy DOESN'T usually look as patronising as she does in her picture above.
P.P.S. Katie DOESN'T usually look as disconcerting as she does in hers, either.
P.P.P.S. Hanna DOES genuinely usually look that gormless, like, almost all the time.